Friday, May 8, 2009

Lucifer's Friend - Lucifer's Friend


Pretty weird artwork for Lucifer's Friend's debut album. Two dudes, one a bald short guy and the other a creepy thug lookin' motherfucker standing in a pool of blood. They just wack somebody and write the band's name in blood on the alley wall? dope I guess.


Well upon hearing the first track off of Lucifer's Friend, already there is controversy brewing. The french horn hook in Ride the Sky, well shit -it sounds just like Robert Plant's scream in Immigrant Song "Ay-ya-yaaaa-yai!" You know which one right? After a bit of research, it turns out both songs came out in 1970, too close to really tell which one came first. Rock historians seem to agree that Ride the Sky came out first and that Zeppelin ripped the shit off, I kinda tend to agree...I just want to go with the underdog on this one, albeit a german underdog.
What a freaking kick ass song. Hard rocking guitar licks melting your face off. As straight up hard rock as they come, only clocking in at a measly 2:56, only slightly longer than most punk songs, but somehow the song stands alone and it's a complete face melter. Sweet astrological lyrics to boot "Mars, Venus and Stars, shaking their heads at me" also shit like "Hey world, look out i'm coming" I love boastful, self-righteous lyrics like these. Did I mention that there is french horn in this piece? Also some mean rock organ not unlike the sounds of John Lord, Deep Purple's organist.

To the meat of the walnut... Lucifer's Friend's singer is none other than John Lawton of later Uriah Heep fame. Shit can this dude sing. He's got a clear, penetrating voice that could cut glass on the right high note. Just the right amount of raspyness and emotion in his voice, Lawton just freaking belts on those high notes. The rest of the musicians in Lucifer's Friend are a bunch of German dudes, so the band is technically considered a German band, although all their songs are sung in English by the British Lawton and their style is heavily, heavily British and American hard 70's rock influenced. Think Deep Purple's In Rock, and any of Zeppelin's and Sabbath's early stuff.

Everybody's Clown is kind of your run-of-the-mill, hard rock'n blues song...great guitar rock and singing, but nothing that blows your socks off. Keep Going is definitely a bit more interesting...a more gloom and doom style hard rock song, with heavy fuzzy guitar hooks and a more somber vocal style and melody...Lawton's voice sounds really excellent on the blues and this song is no exception...it sort of morphs a third of the way into the song and picks up tempo a bit, becoming more than just an average slow tempo rock blues track.

Toxic Shadows is easily becoming my favorite track off Lucifer's Friend's debut. Interesting heavy guitar and organ driven piece with a soaring and complicated melody from Lawton. Great lyrics:

"I smell coal dust in your hair
You who bakes in A house of fire
with YOUR FEELING finger
Take my hard rock, put it THERE
OOH BABE just a little bit higher"


wooo sexy. Song kinda gets into the "jammy" territory that I usually can't stand, but I'll let it slide just this once.

The song entitled Lucifer's Friend is a crazy proggy, almost Who's Tommy rockopera style masterpiece. Big intervals, and some powerful choruses, a precursor to power metal if you ask me. This shit get's tripped out and gloomtastic, Sabbath anyone? This song is a true "undiscovered" Gem, every time I hear it, I hear new things in it and it blows me away.

Rock and Roll Singer
is such a departure from the other songs on this album, it's such an odd fit. It's a really upbeat, fast and happy little rock song about loving rock n' roll...I mean who can't get down with that sentiment, but on this gloomy/proggy and hard rock album, it seems really out of place.

Satyr's Dance also seems really out of place, but this song kicks much ass. It sounds like it's from another decade, early 80's...with it's synthesizers and almost disco like rock beat, hard to believe this song came out in 1970. The most progressive song on Lucifer's Friend, this instrumental only track makes you wish you were tripping balls at a laser light show.

Our World is a Rock and Roll Band is another mismatch on this album. More of a singer songwriter style rock song...I could hear this on a Todd Rundgren album or even a Chicago album. Gone are the hard rocking guitars and drums, replaced with a honky tonk sounding piano and happy go lucky verses about loving being in a rock band, sounds like a full horn section, which makes me think of Chicago. This is still a great song, but so hard to imagine the band that earlier in the album was blasting out Ride in the Sky also made this song around the same time.

Alepnrosen
is just a stick, southern rock sounding bad ass rock joint. Complete with sick guitar solos and hard and fast synthesizers, I can't even think of another band to compare this kind of sound to. There's elements of jazz/blues/southern rock/chicago style-esque horn section/shit that sounds like the score for a 70's action crime drama series like the streets of san fransisco.. Really innovative cool shit.

This album is just a masterpiece. It's a schizophrenic masterpiece, but a masterpiece non-the-less. Lawton's crystal clear vocals shine, and the rest of the band can play THE SHIT out of their instruments. The one constant every time I listen to this album is that I can not believe it came out in 1970. It's also hard to believe that it's remained relatively so underground for all these years despite it's innovative, even ground-breaking rock stylings. To tell you the truth, I kinda like it better that way.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Monday, April 13, 2009

Unonou by Danava



Totally awesome and weird album art for Danava's second album Unonou.

Track Listing
01 - Unonou
02 - Where Beauty And Terror Dance
03 - The Emerald Snow Of Sleep
04 - A High Or A Low
05 - Spinning Temple Shifting
06 - Down From A Cloud, Up From The Ground
07 - One Mind Gone Separate Ways

-"Rock is back!"
...at least that's what all the rock blogs are saying when they sing Danava's musical praises. Yes it's true...Portland's Danava is that awesome mix of 70's proggy, druggy, doom-y, metal up your ass, and hard rock licks like Deep Purple and Yes, Iron maiden and Queen whipped into a rock n' roll smoothie. But it's fucking 2009 man!! I'm happy. It's like...ok here is a "new" band that genuinely sounds like a tripped out 70's hard rock band. It's now possible to see live music that is original and new but still get that classic rock element that has been missing from my life for far too long.

Unonou is Danva's second album. It's a little better produced and put together than their self titled debut release, but both kick-ass!! I'm sorta leaning twords liking their debut more than Unonou -it's more rock and roll and Unonou is a little more "out there" and progressive. But this review is about Unonou suckers.

Unonou
is a made-up word straight from lead singer/guitarist Dusty Sparkle's fascinating mind-grapes. The title track, is a sabbath bass line and vocal style/melody laden song. In fact, as I write this review...I'm realizing a lot of similarities between the two bands. But Danava borrows from a lot of 70's bands, most notably their brian may (queen) style guitar on some songs (mostly from their debut), they go into some repetitive, Dave murray (maiden) style guitar work, but vocally -Dusty Sparkles is all Ozzy. I'm not crazy about the "off-key" thin and whiny vocal style of both ozzy and dusty but Danava (and sabbath) both make up for that in creative "opus-like" songs (some Danava tapping out over 13 min!). Danava also makes great use of synthesizers, like in the masterpiece Where Beauty and Terror Dance...the hard rockin' track goes into a spacey, dreamlike synthesized trance at the end of the song, almost reminiscent of Hawkwind's early stuff.

The Emerald Snow of Sleep
is the hardest song for me to like... The out of key, straight-up whiny vocals are just too dissonant for my ears to handle, and the repetitive "beeping" synthesizer noises are just irritating. But to Emerald's credit, the song does pay off with a serious fuzzy bass and lead guitar battle, ending in a catchy horn section jam at the close. Neat! A High or a Low is a fuckin' tight as hell, sweet little track, my favorite from the album. Are those bicycle bells I hear in there? A real catchy bass riff, major and minor sounding at the same time, and another kick-ass horn section ending. It's like chicago meets deep purple and they do a shit ton of acid together.

Spinning Temple Spinning is again, "too out there", for me to really get into. "out" melody line, big psychedelic stew jam session...but love the totally evil sounding guitar's chord progression half way through...this song is a little schizophrenic (like a lot of Danava's music). It gets heavy on the doom factor half way though, which makes me happy -I'll gladly choose that style over the psychedelic jam out shit any day.

Down from a Cloud, Up From the Ground is one of Danava's masterpieces. It starts off real jammy but then morphs into a freddy mercury and Queen-esque dramatic rock opera but waaay heavier, creepier and space-ier than queen ever dreamed of getting. Great "phantom of the opera" style synth/organ work that makes my spine tingle. Nothing gets me higher than creeped out rock infused harpsichord work. Think an extended, more delicate, Mr. Crowley by Ozzy. The song then morphs into a faster paced, hard rockin' maiden style guitar riff laden jam out, but with Danava's unique twist on it.

One Mind Gone Seperate Ways is truly the album's piece de resistance (I don't say or spell it all snooty and french like, ass). Move over Tubular Bells! Here comes One Mind! Holy shit, what a fuckin' mind-fuck of a song. The title kind of says it all. This track is all over the place...it can't decide if it's rocked out classical music, a proggy early genesis or yes style "joint", a spaced out pink floyd style jam...but in the end, it's pure Danava. No other band can blend all styles of rock music into one seamless masterpiece, quite like Danava does. Even with the big jumble of styles, the melody remains a cohesive part of this song and it never loses it's focus even through endless time signature and key changes. Topping in at 13:28...get that doobie rocket ready to blast off cause One Mind is one weird trip, motherfunker.

Although I've compared Danava to about 10 different bands in this review of Unonou, Danava is uniquely their own sound. They may "borrow" styles from some of the greats, but they have the common sense and the straight-up fucking talent to make their songs their own. Please play in Boston!!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Bad Album Covers - Running Back to you - Chris Sligh


Ok Ok Ok...this isnt really a rock album, but man it's gotta be made fun of. You: a not particularity attractive, hefty guy with dorky glasses, big jew fro, and creepy soul patch, who came in 6th on American Idol season 5. Me: a label executive. You: "Hey how 'bout my album just features a big close up picture of me." Me: "Yes Chris! You genius! I love you! This will definitely sell a million albums and make us all billionaires." Reality: THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. so why does this album cover fucking exist??

Bad Album Covers - Awake by Dream Theater


I want to like this band more... They play like fucking rock gods! But I just can't get past the fact that they take themselves so seriously. It's like come on man, get over yourself already. A classically bad album cover complete with crazy, futuristic dream scape, Michelangelo style statue peering into a fancy mirror and who's that peering back?? A spider's web representing the song "caught in a web" wow that's original. NOT!

From wikipedia:
Cover art references:
Although not confirmed by the band to be an intentional effort, some elements on the cover art represent some of the tracks. Examples:

* Hour and minute on the moon, representing the song "6:00"
* The spider web beside the mirror, representing the songs "Caught in a Web" and "Voices"
* The big mirror on the ground, representing the song "The Mirror"
* The false reflection seen on the mirror, representing the song "Lie"
* The mirror's reflection in colour, representing "Lifting Shadows Off A Dream", and also the video of "The Silent Man"
* The old man, as shown on the music video, representing the song "The Silent Man"
* The night sky with the planet, representing the song "Space Dye Vest"

Bad Album Covers - Fear No Evil by Grim Reaper

Terribly drawn album art for Fear No Evil by cheesetastic metal band, Grim Reaper

Hahahaa. This one just makes me laugh. Who drew this shit? This is the kind of crap I used to draw during 7th grade math class. A crudely drawn skeleton grim reaper with freakishly long bone toes and he looks like he's wearing a red snuggie:

Dude is busting through some stained glass window on his motorcycle from hell! Where's he gonna go? fly away? Actually...this is kind of cool.

Bad Album Covers - All Shook Up by Cheap Trick


Tacky album cover for All Shook Up by Cheap Trick

Cheese to the max overload. Members of Cheap Trick in terrible 80's get ups in a crazy dream collage. A gray box with a woman's head just outside the door, the door opened...a floating steam locomotive comes barreling through. What???? And the name of the album - an old' elvis song. What the fuck is wrong with these guys?